Porn300 has been around for only a couple of years

Porn 300! For years, people have told me I should move out of my mom’s basement, but I don’t think it’s necessary. I’ve got two much cheaper ways to deal with my frustration when she makes me mad or sad, which happens every single day. I usually either watch a cool comic book movie or watch some hardcore porn. This morning, I was really angry and wanted to kick her out, so I decided to pick something in the middle and loaded up Porn300.

Honestly, Porn300.com doesn’t have much to do with the comic book movie, except for the angry Spartan waving an American flag and a porn-filled smartphone at the viewer.

That’s enough for me, especially since she’s yelling down the stairs about not giving me my allowance. I’m gripping my 2-inch monster like a warrior getting ready for battle, slamming my fist on my desk and shouting, “No, mom! I came out of your twat, now you owe me two hots and a cot for life, so leave me alone while I watch free anal sex gangbangs!”

At Least 300 Porns, Probably Much More  

Porn300 has been around for only a couple of years, yet it gets about 75 million visits per month.

Mom always says I should join a club instead of just talking to other creepy guys on Reddit, but I feel like I’m with the right people here on this free tube. There’s so much traffic that it’s almost like I’m jerking off at the same time as The Porn Dude. The thought alone fills my heart with totally non-erotic, 100% straight, entirely heterosexual joy. If you’re reading this, Porn Dude, I love you.

The formula seems simple.

At the top, popular tags include Puffy Pussy, Mia Malkova, First Time Virgin, and Family Taboo. I think Porn300 must get a fair number of nerdy viewers, so I feel right at home. Between the kinky hardcore subgenres like Teen Anal Threesome and Gaping Ass, there are some high-level geek sex stuff like Gamer Girl Porn, Fortnite Porn, and BBW Fucking. Be still, my horrifically unhealthy fat-guy heart.

Below the text tags, there are category thumbnails lined up like a police lineup of beautiful, depraved sex offenders.

The hot mamas representing the Mom and Mature categories look nothing like the wheelchair-bound, obese bitch upstairs, and the lovely young brunette spreading her cunt in the Teen area is another depressing reminder that I wasted my youth ejaculating into Batman comics and returning them for store credit.

I have a few tears dripping onto my erection as I try to decide whether to spend the morning cranking it to the freaky dykes in the Lesbian area, the talented porn starlets pleasing multiple partners under Threesome, or if I should try to put myself in a stud’s shoes with the POV section.

The number of available videos in each category is fucking astounding. Porn300 has over 9000 MILF movies, more than 20,000 Hard Sex flicks, and nearly 35,000 Amateur porno scenes filmed by horny exhibitionists who just happen to have cameras aimed at them while they get it on.

In the end, the thumbnail for Brother and Sister draws me in for what will inevitably be a painful recollection of growing up in this house.

This site is big on the incest/taboo fantasy, with other big sections dedicated to Aunt, Mom, Granny, and another well-stocked aisle devoted entirely to Mom and Son porno movies.

I Wish My Fat, Ugly Sister Looked Like That  

The video thumbnails in each sub-genre area are laid out without any extra bullshit junking up the page.

You get an unanimated preview with a title beneath it, nothing else. Hover over an image, and it still doesn’t move, but you will see how long it’s been, how many times it’s been viewed, and the percentage of viewers who liked it.

I looked around for a Download button so I can show my sister next time she comes over, even though I’m sure she’ll insist once again that a sister’s job is to sit on her brother’s face until he passes out from all the farts.

Maybe you can’t train an old dog new jokes, after all. I guess I will never know, because Porn300 doesn’t have an easy way to save clips without a third-party browser plug-in.

Why Is The Quality So Bad?

It’s not a great sign that the most popular clip in the Brother and Sister section looks like it was pirated off a goddamn Game Boy.

I went back to the front page of Porn300 in search of something new and ideally crisp, clean, and hi-def.

Porn300 has around 8000 movies filed under Big Ass, which amounts to around 16,000 luscious, succulent butt cheeks if I’m doing my math right.

Surely, there’s got to be some HD stuff in there.

Here’s What I’d Do If I Were These Guys  

The overall low quality of the videos is going to be a dealbreaker for many perverts.

It’s 2019, and basically every other free tube out there is serving up full HD movies of porn stars getting double fucked, and Porn300 is still trying to push that old-timey bullshit. What the fuck? I know higher resolution requires more bandwidth and, therefore, more money, but at this point, it’s what we expect when we’re all lubed up and ready to go.

Because of the low resolution, I don’t think I’d make Porn300 one of my regular stops when I’m jerking off all over my laptop.

I didn’t run into much spam, though, so I could see using it on my phone next time mom changes the Wi-Fi password. It’s not a terrible site, but they’ll need to make some big adjustments before they can play with the big boys.